01/05/2009
Stars - Personal.
FML #7.
So I just got out of a relationship, and I decided to go on Craigslist because I’m so desperately lonely. I found this one dood, “Single M,” who seemed like a nice fellow — not like that Craigslist killer I heard so much about. Although he didn’t give me his real name, we decided to meet up at a bar at noon. Well, I wait for a fucking an hour and the shithead never shows up! I thought I saw him, but then again I never even saw his face. Now here’s the kicker, the next day “Single M” puts out the same personal ad! Am I not too pretty for you, douchebag? FML!
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